This just in: Howard Schultz possibly not the biggest tool in Seattle
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
ESPN is reporting that Starbucks CEO and previously generally accepted tool Howard "I'm complaining about losing $ on the Sonics even though I'm the CEO of Starbucks" Schultz is planning a law suit against Clay Bennett and his Oklahoma City basketball snatchers for breach of contract. In the suit, Schultz states that one of the terms was that Bennett would make a "good faith" effort to keep the team in Seattle, before trying to move to Oklahoma City. Bennett had a pretty good lying frenzy going on, until recently uncovered emails between him and some of his co-scum showed otherwise. Three cheers to David Stern who was up in arms over keeping the NBA in post-Katrina New Orleans, but basically told Seattle that, without a PR-generating natural disaster, they were screwed. The NBA...where betrayal happens.
Maybe the Big Cup of Joe can make me reconsider torching the effigy of him that I built and keep the Sonics in the Pacific Northwest where they belong!
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